h3h4:

Guys please like/rt this tweet. It would really help me out and spread the message that Disney is hypocritical for dropping Pewdiepie. (x) #istandwithpewdiepie

partypewds:

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katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

“Art comes from all of my holes.”

outofcontextdnd:

-Me, the Tiefling Bard, asked how I could sing while gagged

m0onbunny:

scarecrowjunkrat:

massdefect:

what is this emotion, bioware?

its this one

Default femryder still out here looking like a dimestore Claire Redfield

thepreciousthing:

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

dwayne the rock johnson is always welcome in my social circle if he chooses to come by

liquid-easy:

There is actually no evidence to suggest that Death Stranding is a game

deadcatwithaflamethrower:

hermdoggydog:

writing-prompt-s:

You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.

Soon after you begin your quest, you encounter another man in a similar situation. You decide to join forces, as two mortal men stand a better chance at punching Zeus than one.

Two villages over, you encounter a woman who had relations with Zeus and was left with a highly aggressive half-boar half-man offspring. She too feels your anger and offers to join your quest.

By the time you reach Mount Olympus, you’ve amassed a large and formidable army of cuckolded/ravished mortals, demigods with daddy issues, mythical creatures with scores to settle, and a seamstress who you’re pretty sure is Hera in disguise.

Zeus never stood a chance.

I wanna read this book.